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Rednecks Demotivational Poster


THE "LEARNING" CHANNEL - You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


TAGS: learning honeybooboo rednecks
Rating: 4.84/5

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Kazon68 - August 20, 2012, 4:24 pm
LOL!


YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK IF... - Your favorite TV show is called "Pimp my Outhouse."


TAGS: rednecks outhouse jeff foxyworthy comedy
Rating: 4.8/5

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Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:31 pm
Sadly, yes, that show does exist...saw an add for it while flipping through channels.
rerun - December 14, 2011, 7:45 pm

Bet that thing runs on Methane gas


DEAR SANTA - I'd like a spirograph, rock-'em-sock-'em robots and . . .oh, yeah, one of these.




3RD GRADE - The best 10 years of moms life.


TAGS: rednecks
Rating: 3.38/5

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STAR TREK FAIL - Gang signs? Spock is in a gang?


TAGS: spock rednecks gang fail
Rating: 3.15/5

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Ryder13 - April 22, 2009, 12:26 pm
Silly bunnies this is called the Spocker. 2 fingers in the pink 2 in the stink. It is the more mature version of the shocker.
White Pride - March 9, 2009, 5:20 am
silly buckbunnies, nig's throw two fingers, wets throw 3, white's 4 (3 K's) split all yer fingers
pete - October 16, 2008, 12:41 am
Nanu Nanu


FAMILY PORTRAITS -




HILLBILLIES AND REDNECKS - Everyone is allowed to dream. Only a few work hard enough to to see them become a reality.


TAGS: hillbillies rednecks dreams work
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 11:05 pm
Well thank you Krissie and more than happy to hear I made you have a fit :)
Krissie - June 2, 2012, 8:40 pm
Ahhhahaha...I'm dyin' here... 5L eye-watering, mascara runnin', laughing fit here! :D
Bull - May 31, 2012, 4:01 pm
What's that guy's zip code? E-I-E-I-O ??


Young Love -


TAGS: rednecks poem love secrets marriage
Rating: 4.47/5

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MissPriss - December 6, 2015, 11:52 pm
Thanks Hinoron. Glad ya liked it!
Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:30 pm
This needs to be a youtube video! Some one get a guitar... I mean, banjo!
MissPriss - February 25, 2015, 7:11 pm
Thanks Bandit!
Bandit5906 - February 23, 2015, 11:41 pm
Bingo! 5L


TIRE IRONS, SQUIRREL GUNS & GRIT - That's what Rednecks are made of


TAGS: rednecks
Rating: 3.49/5

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aesop's folly - November 16, 2009, 9:10 am
most of this applies to me
Me - October 24, 2009, 4:55 pm
US Flag Code. TITLE 4 > CHAPTER 1 Sec. 8(k). It states: "The flag, when it is in such condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem for display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning" Red Necks: Should burn more flags...
HA! - October 9, 2009, 2:31 pm
I'm offended, but that's more because I think you yanks are idiots.
Joe - September 29, 2009, 8:36 pm
I believe in God, Guns and Guts. If, this earns me the title of "redneck", I will forever wear it proudly for ever. Loud and proud in Hohenwald, Tennessee
mallen - September 29, 2009, 4:44 pm
Amen!
Anonymous2 - September 29, 2009, 11:13 am
I'm offended by the phrase "one nation, under God", but not because of God. I'm offended because of the comma, which isn't supposed to be there.
lunchmeat5000 - September 28, 2009, 11:12 pm
Bart, MS born and damn proud here too. Complete with big ass truck, shotgun, and bird dog.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 11:05 pm
just without the religion
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 11:04 pm
i'm aboot as redneck as a canadian can be.
Bartimaeus - September 28, 2009, 8:23 pm
Mississippi boy here. Redneck to the core!
rerun - September 28, 2009, 8:15 pm

count me as a proud member as well
LURCH - September 28, 2009, 7:55 pm
Alabama born and reared, free born, free range, freedom lovin , flag waving, conservative, son of the southland, and damn proud of it. YUP I AM THE REDNECK
RandomApe - September 28, 2009, 7:46 pm
Well, butter my ass and call me a biscuit! I think this makes me a redneck through and through!!!


NASCAR - Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks


TAGS: sport for rednecks
Rating: 3.96/5

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mrwhyte - July 11, 2011, 5:54 pm
The stress may be true, but it's still not athletic in the least. In fact it's probably worse seeing as how your heart is being stressed and the rest of your body isn't being worked out. I wont mock the difficulty in driving just the lack of physicality
Cloudchaser - July 7, 2011, 9:46 am
It's more stressful than most people think. Drivers normally have a heart rate of 140 during a race, about that of a marathon runner


REDNECKS - Watch Out! They will try and steal everything




APPARENTLY - Rednecks are International


TAGS: redneck rednecks
Rating: 2.79/5

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lulz - September 21, 2009, 4:36 pm
wtf is that red helmet at the front yet he is still using a bucket? lol


REDNECKS - The real scurge in American Society


TAGS: rednecks
Rating: 2.27/5

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WTFO - June 14, 2009, 7:07 pm
Sure, under-educated backwoods kncukleheads are the scurge. Not the gangs or illegal aliens that are killing kids in the streets with drugs and drive-bys. Fix your anal-cranial inversion.
TheSarge - June 14, 2009, 10:39 am
Spoken like a true liberal pantywaste.


STUPID REDNECKS - They're always right, so apparently the Soviets and Nazis shared a government.


TAGS: commies communists communism nazi nazis nazism gun guns ammo rifle rifles assault m4 ak 47 m16 accuracy politics political retards morons stupid rednecks
Rating: 2.12/5

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fauxmo - August 15, 2010, 1:27 pm
Be a buzz kill. Dang it.
fauxmo - August 15, 2010, 1:17 pm
Didn't mean to kill a buzz kill, it's just irritating to see somebody who doesn't know what they're talking about call somebody else "stupid". But hey, you know what they say about arguing on the internet.
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 10:18 am
I don't need to care to make a comment. Comments are for fun, fact bombing is for un-funny trolls.
culos - August 9, 2010, 9:47 am
Good for you FeauxMeau, no go back to your mamma for some milk and cookies OK?
fauxmo - August 9, 2010, 9:35 am
You care enough to make a comment.
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 8:55 am
Shut up ya stupid redneck. Nobody cares.
fauxmo - August 9, 2010, 8:49 am
The Nazis and Soviets didn't share a gov't, but Mikhail Kalashnikov used the Nazi's Sturmgewehr 44 as a basis for the AK-47's design. Maybe you should do some research before calling someone a stupid redneck.
Thefactsguy - September 22, 2009, 12:42 pm
"redneck"=1 dumb ignorant Canadian/UK fag=0
Moooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:34 am
He must be from Saskatchewan.
Moooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:33 am
Alright, I concede "Canada" is a tard. I humbly apologize for trying to defend him.
Mandatory - June 26, 2009, 5:57 am
lol, he even misspelt his own insult. 1 word. Doushe.
MO - June 25, 2009, 11:02 pm
Here's some reference material as to how much of a timmy canada is...and why I chose to comment on his comments....Seems not all the tards live in the US. (They migrated north as well)
MO - June 24, 2009, 1:27 pm
Yeah, that's right! I'm talkin to you Canada!!!
MO - June 24, 2009, 1:19 pm
Now I get it....you've hit "fourself" in the head once too many times with nunchucks. That's why you keep doing these random non-sensical drive by comments that are poorly spelled and did I mention.....don't make sense? You sir..can go fukc "fourself"...
CANADA - June 24, 2009, 11:22 am
you may have more nukes but you cant use them without fucking fourself. hmm, alot like your dick
Redneck - March 9, 2009, 6:12 am
NUKES we have more than yall foreigners
meh 16... - January 18, 2009, 5:20 am
if there will be dust or mud, you have better chances with a bow and arrow.
Akyoyo - September 11, 2008, 1:46 pm
That, uh, wasn't the point...
RnR - September 10, 2008, 6:38 am
SCAR and minimi , superior to AK47/M16 in every way
RnR - September 10, 2008, 6:32 am
rifles/guns.. useless without ammo
Shtoink - September 10, 2008, 12:16 am
i vote for the P90! PS90 if you wanna go for a lil more distance


INDOOR PLUMBING - REDNECKS What separates the middle class from the lower.




REDNECKS - Getting An "A" For Effort


TAGS: rednecks
Rating: 1.74/5

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Elwood - November 23, 2008, 7:37 am
http://www.snopes.com/photos/architecture/redneck.asp
Max - May 23, 2008, 9:36 pm
If someone actually made a house out of not-trailer materials like that, and maybe with tubes around the ladders, I would but it so fast you have no idea.


WHOREHOUSE -


TAGS: sheep rednecks
Rating: 4.72/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 23, 2013, 8:37 pm
For nobody else gave me the thrill, With all your faults, I love you still. It had to be ewe... It had to be ewe.
agdaniele - September 3, 2010, 8:34 pm
Where's the redhead?
spacedog - September 3, 2010, 5:19 pm
LOL! 5 sheep.
Faceplant31 - September 3, 2010, 11:06 am
I'll take that as a compliment
GreyScorpion - September 3, 2010, 11:04 am
face, you're one sick baaaaaaastard. 5L
Feasibly - September 3, 2010, 10:58 am
lol!


Gun Laws -


TAGS: guns laws rednecks oh my
Rating: 4.4/5

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Sean - March 18, 2014, 4:38 pm
Actually, it's the completely made up threat of gun control that spikes sales. Real gun control never ever happens, does it?
Cannabal - March 17, 2014, 6:29 pm
The worst part of all? It's...both!
Cannabal - March 17, 2014, 6:29 pm
The worst part of all? It's...both!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 16, 2014, 10:41 pm
Irony or conspiracy? =o
Cannabal - March 16, 2014, 6:39 pm
Ironic that nothing sells guns quite like "gun control."
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 11, 2014, 3:44 pm
Ergo...
CloudchaserS - March 11, 2014, 5:22 am
On 19 April 1775, an attempt at confiscating guns triggered a successful revolution.


KENTUCKY - 5 million people. 15 last names.




REDNECK CRIME - Can't be solved because the DNA is all the same and there's no dental records




DREAMS CAN COME TRUE - It Can Happen To You Especially When You Live In A Mobile Home




NOW THAT'S CLASS - Yep us Rednecks has it alright. But only when it's on a sale.




REDNECKS - They don't play games.


TAGS: rednecks country knives
Rating: 3.75/5

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Winning - November 19, 2011, 11:46 pm
You're right. They have sex with their pets.


RUN FOR YOUR WIFE - What Redneck men do when they hear there's a new girl in town that isn't related to anyone.




STOCK CAR FANS - A CLASSY, CLASSY BUNCH.


TAGS: rednecks
Rating: 2.4/5

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Bennyhannah - April 23, 2010, 1:15 am
The 4th one down wouldn't be so bad, but he doesn't appear to be wearing any pants. Bad taste is forgivable so long as you keep your naughty bits well-concealed. I cannot forgive the shirt, however. The Watermelon hat must keep him sane.
Bennyhannah - April 22, 2010, 12:57 pm
@GreyScorpion: Notice I wasn't mocking the sport.
Krissie - April 21, 2010, 9:31 pm
4th pic down--man or woman? can't tell...oh my...
matt28 - April 21, 2010, 8:41 pm
OK, second pic down is about the most horrific thing I've ever seen. I'm going to go cleanse my eyeballs in nail polish remover now...
GreyScorpion - April 21, 2010, 7:47 pm
hay!! oh sorry, hay is for horses...HEY!! you left turning hating steak chopper! don't be bad mouthin' what you don't know!
rerun - April 21, 2010, 7:26 pm

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? Oh, I get it now
MrRandom - April 21, 2010, 7:15 pm
I like it, but please stop using all caps. Kinda annoying.


DRIVING LESSONS - not the same in all cultures




REDNECKS AND JACK DANIELS - Some combinations are a disaster just waiting for a time and place to happen




FOR THE LOVE OF GOD - Whatever you undertake, act with prudence and consider the consequences.


TAGS: rednecks love actions consequences
Rating: 4.73/5

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MissPriss - June 3, 2012, 5:46 pm
Thanks robbidos. BTW got friends in Pottsville. Right across the road from Tyson Chicken. Ahhh road kill and cookin' favorite past times down there.
robbidos - June 3, 2012, 5:32 pm
as a photojournalist, the photoshop makes me twitch, but as someone from Arkansas: 5 screaming kids
SteveFurlong - June 3, 2012, 5:15 pm
That could take place in a small, insular, and (genetically) inbred village near where I grew up.
MissPriss - June 3, 2012, 4:25 pm
A hearty haha x2
spacedog - June 3, 2012, 11:11 am
Living in a mobile park near you: Prudence, lil' Conny, Cooter, and Magnum. Poor dog.
GaryO - June 3, 2012, 10:11 am
I ‘spose that’s Prudence. Consequences? Seems she didn’t see it comin’…..wait, you weren’t talkin’ about the dog, were you….


METEORITES - They will wait until you get a cold beer from the fridge. Then strike.


TAGS: meteorite couch rednecks rock
Rating: 4.56/5

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chalkman3 - January 30, 2012, 4:08 pm
i'm new on here but im just gonna say, when i read this i thought, woman


REDNECKS - Aint we sumtin


TAGS: rednecks
Rating: 3.17/5

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Cubbybear - May 9, 2010, 9:53 pm
I like the shoes
rerun - May 9, 2010, 9:49 pm

Hey Mooo+, what kind of bike is that?


TURD IN THE PUNCHBOWL - Redneck Style




REDNECKS - Weapons of Mass Dysfunction.




I Want You To Want Me -


TAGS: want have mate rednecks weddings
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 30, 2013, 12:03 am
Wow...then I guess I'm an exception and if that guy is my choices, very happy to be an exception. Teehee.
chickenlittle - August 29, 2013, 11:52 pm
This pic just confirms my theory that there is someone for everyone! :)
MissPriss - August 29, 2013, 10:25 pm
They actually made history... first couple to marry outside their own immediate family... teehee.
MissPriss - August 29, 2013, 10:23 pm
Well I'd have to guess, by looking at that poor bugger, she was...once!
MissPriss - August 29, 2013, 10:20 pm
I think that's called fatal attraction dear Mr. Gary.
MissPriss - August 29, 2013, 10:12 pm
No credit for hers? Hey at least she didn't embarrass herself by wearing heels...teehee
JesusWept - August 29, 2013, 4:40 pm
Beggars can't be choosers hehe.
Reality Lord - August 29, 2013, 4:11 pm

perfect match. they each took one for the team. YAY....btw...who is on top ?
GaryO - August 29, 2013, 8:22 am
I’ve always been revoltingly attracted to shin lard. 5 Lumps
ughomer - August 29, 2013, 7:16 am
DORK HUBBY'S SHOES MAKE THIS POSTER A WINNER, PWISSY!


Words to live by -


TAGS: rednecks appear to live by a language all their own man bra fairs
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 5, 2014, 11:34 am
Sorry, old joke my parents used to pull. We'd all be in the car, my dad would see a someone walking their dog, and he'd say, “That is one UGLY dog!" Then my mother would follow it up with, “Yeah, even the one on the leash.". . . . I'll see myself out :D
MissPriss - January 31, 2014, 2:31 pm
And that mohair bra...needs a few less hairs! Thanks crotchety!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 31, 2014, 10:57 am
That i5 one ugly man! Ugh! And the one on the left, too.


GOOD OL' BOYS - READ?


TAGS: rednecks illiterate road signs
Rating: 4.7/5

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MissPriss - April 7, 2013, 10:23 pm
Thanks Silvie! Glad this caption worked. I must of tried 5 or 6 others.
Silverheart - April 7, 2013, 7:38 pm

I particularly like the sign on the right, 2nd from the top. Daleks ahead! 5Ls


REDNECKS - This pic's got them.


TAGS: vash rednecks
Rating: 2.85/5

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YOU KNOW YOUR TOWN HAS REDNECKS IF... - The Safeway in town has a sign that discourages you from bringing in firearms.


TAGS: firearms rednecks jeff foxworthy
Rating: 2.56/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 21, 2013, 3:32 pm
And I want to clarify, I'm not anti-gun. If I were, I'd lose a lot of friends. :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 21, 2013, 3:29 pm
I think it's silly because there's no way to enforce unless someone flashes their piece. And in the state of California, laws are made but not enforced.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 21, 2013, 3:24 pm
Lol! That's right! :-D
MashiMashi - March 21, 2013, 9:39 am
tHE OWNER DOESN'T WANT TO GET SUED FOR $10k BECAUSE SOME CRACK-HEAD WANTS TO ROB THE REGISTER FOR $300. rEMMEBER THAT SCENE IN ROBO-COP, WHERE HE BUSTS UP THE LIQUOR SORE ROBBERY BY THROWING THE GUY INTO THE COOLER AND CAUSING THOUSANDS IN DAMAGES
CloudchaserS - March 20, 2013, 11:12 pm
It's probably not that the owners are anti-2nd amendment, but because of a law that you can't carry where alcohol is sold.


Rednecks -


TAGS: rednecks theories wives dishwasher loaded
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - November 12, 2014, 5:40 pm
Umm....no idea what you mean *hiccup*
MissPriss - November 12, 2014, 3:14 pm
OMG! Even Jesus himself is powerless over the great Motifake! Thanks for the 2nd effort at the 5's appreciate it. Now where's that water I sent to be changed into wine....
MissPriss - November 12, 2014, 3:13 pm
Thanks concern, 1 outta 2 ain't bad. Creative, maybe. Clever...? Teehee.
concern3 - November 12, 2014, 4:57 am
Very funny Miss priss. You have a very clever and creative mind. I enjoy your poster
JesusWept - November 11, 2014, 6:12 pm
Hmm. Looks like my vote got lost during the server migration so here we go again: L L L L L


Meanwhile in the backwoods of...whatever -


TAGS: rednecks dueling banjos
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 30, 2017, 9:48 pm
Funny should ALWAYS be shared, JW! This made me chuckle! ^!
JesusWept - March 30, 2017, 12:03 pm
I know, I know. The pic has already been used in the PE but I couldn't resist. And sorry for molesting the photo. It squealed like a pig XD


REDNECK XMAS CARDS - Just imagine how proud their future grandparents are at this moment.




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